itsmemacleod:

did anyone else have trouble waterbending last night?

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I don’t know if any of you realise how groundbreaking this is — the monarch is NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THIS. They are supposed to be impartial and not publicly speak out about their personal political views, although this rule has been broken and bent in the past. But this is a REALLY HUGE DEAL.

I don’t know if any of you realise how groundbreaking this is — the monarch is NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THIS. They are supposed to be impartial and not publicly speak out about their personal political views, although this rule has been broken and bent in the past. But this is a REALLY HUGE DEAL.

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sandalsnsocks:

tomriddl:

It is the children the world almost breaks who grow up to save it.

This broke me 

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thirstfollower:

communistbakery:

thirstfollower:

I just got back from the dynamite factory

how was it

it was a blast

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In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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in court

judge: sir, where were you at 4:20pm last sunday
me: well you see sir i was just blazin some dank ass kush
my lawyer: same
me: same
judge: same
police: same
obama: same

g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

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invaderxyz:

Hi guys! Recently, i’ve been working like, ALOT on this one game, and i’d appreciate it if you could check it out!!
Link:
www.kongregate.com/games/InvaderX9/fort-zombie-2
It’s also on the Google Chrome Webstore for free if you wanna get it there. Thanks ALOT for listening, and I can’t wait to hear what you think!!


thenimbus:

chick-hen-roost-her:

i never get sick of this guys puns

Bo Burnham

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the-real-shinji-ikari:

thenimbus:

deansguilt:

my school is literally doing a fundraiser where they play what does the fox say between classes until we raise $1000

Genius torture

My school did this and students tried to start an revolution to overthrow student council because they believed that their methods were unethical and a form of dictatorial torture

the-real-shinji-ikari:

thenimbus:

deansguilt:

my school is literally doing a fundraiser where they play what does the fox say between classes until we raise $1000

Genius torture

My school did this and students tried to start an revolution to overthrow student council because they believed that their methods were unethical and a form of dictatorial torture

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