Hi, my name is Matthew, and I like cookies, pasta sauce, and THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES
when u get to sit next to ur friend in class
HEY THIS WAS ORIGINALLY A PORN GIF WHO CHANGED IT TO OBAMA WITH A DUCK
THAT IS NOT OBAMA WITH A DUCK
I LOVE THIS POST BECAUSE I’VE SEEN IT ON MY DASH 3 TIMES AND EACH TIME IT’S A DIFFERENT PICTURE
UPDATE: IT IS CURRENTLY SEBASTIAN ROCHE CARESSING A PINEAPPLE
Update: It is now Dean dancing with the opening worn hole thing at the beginning of Doctor Who
I think cheek kisses are really cute. I don’t know why. There’s something really sweet and innocent about a kiss on the cheek. Sometimes they’re nicer than lip kisses. I like cheek kisses. Cheek kisses are cute.
AND FOREHEAD KISSES AND NOSE KISSES.
one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 60 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 30 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad