popularboyfriend:

my life is one part “wait” and another part “what”

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degdegwizard:

what do you call it when your spouse misses your ding dong

"mist wood"

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carryonmy-assbutt:

therighteous-cas:

martin-of-crieffstonia:

portentouscatastrophe:

jpgay:

jpgay:

when u get to sit next to ur friend in class 

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HEY THIS WAS ORIGINALLY A PORN GIF WHO CHANGED IT TO OBAMA WITH A DUCK

THAT IS NOT OBAMA WITH A DUCK

I LOVE THIS POST BECAUSE I’VE SEEN IT ON MY DASH 3 TIMES AND EACH TIME IT’S A DIFFERENT PICTURE

UPDATE: IT IS CURRENTLY SEBASTIAN ROCHE CARESSING A PINEAPPLE 

Update: It is now Dean dancing with the opening worn hole thing at the beginning of Doctor Who

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sillyboys-trucksareforgirls:

mulaninabox:

I think cheek kisses are really cute. I don’t know why. There’s something really sweet and innocent about a kiss on the cheek. Sometimes they’re nicer than lip kisses. I like cheek kisses. Cheek kisses are cute.

AND FOREHEAD KISSES AND NOSE KISSES.

YAS

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catduelist:

me if i ever get sent to prison

catduelist:

me if i ever get sent to prison

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ben-c:

since so many people are a fan of my insults, i’ve made a curse-free insult generator at the request of a very enthusiastic anon

here u go, bud

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poyzn:

Guess what everybody’s going as this Halloween.

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owlturdcomix:

I MADE A COMIC ABOUT IT.

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vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

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meladoodle:

one time when i was like 12 my dad wanted me to put a dvd in the dvd player and i was like ‘what do i get in return’ and he said ‘you can have half of the winnings of this stupid lotto ticket’ and he ended up winning 60 dollars and i was so pleased with myself. 30 dollars when youre 12 is pretty much like infinity dollars. he was so mad

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im walking on sunshine

ouch

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